I’m on the train, and I catch this gorgeous girl staring at me. Like, really staring.
I’m on the train, and I catch this gorgeous girl staring at me. Like, really staring.
An atheist runs in to a bear while hiking in the woods. . .
An atheist runs in to a bear while hiking in the woods. . .
So I told my wife the other day, “This new scale you got me is awesome. Not only can I track my weight, but I can finally measure how much I poop thanks to this diet.”
So I told my wife the other day, “This new scale you got me is awesome. Not only can I track my weight, but I can finally measure how much I poop thanks to this diet.”
A woman boards a bus. The driver takes one look and blurts, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
A woman boards a bus. The driver takes one look and blurts, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
There was this philosophy student who kept asking everyone, “What’s the meaning of life?”
There was this philosophy student who kept asking everyone, “What’s the meaning of life?”
Two boys are sitting at a wedding.
Two boys are sitting at a wedding.
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.