A horse walks into a bar and sits on a barstool. He sighs.
"Bartender, give me something strong. I need to forget my troubles. My wife is sick, the kids won't call us, and my boss just fired an entire division, and mine's probably next. I barely even managed to get this job in the first place, and now I'm losing it as well. Nothing's going well for me."
The bartender replies, "Holy crap! A talking horse!"