3 old men are talking about their mornings

First man: "Every morning I struggle to pee. Takes me five minutes just to get a few drops out."

Second man: "That’s nothing. Every morning I try to poop, and nothing happens. I sit there for hours."

Third man (says annoyed): "Every morning at 8 sharp, I pee like a racehorse and poop like it’s Thanksgiving morning."

The other two look at him, impressed. "So what’s the problem?"

Third man: "I don’t get out of bed until 8:30."